By: Juzo Yoshida

“But Soolaimon’s like, our best song….”

Juzo Yoshida August 13, 2015

The guys try to negotiate a few more Neil Diamond verses out of the Boss.

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Shotgun Harley with Jason Jones

Jason Jones, Mike Beaver, Funny Or Die April 13, 2010

The most terrible, titillating show canceled in the 80s has been found. David ‘Shotgun’ Harley and his talking van keep the streets and the hottest babes safe at night in this shockingly violent and sexist show.

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Kim, Khlo ‘, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall With Kris And Kanye But Also Rob And Scott? Caitlin!

Langan Kingsley, Funny Or Die April 22, 2016

Kylie Jenner back with Kendall Paris Fashion Week but Kanye said “No.” Kourtney reunites with Black Chyna and Rob’s left out? Kris wants Caitlin gone from Malibu mansion while Gigi Hadid is hanging with Kim in Vegas.Scott???

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How To Be Pregnant In Indiana And Not Go To Jail

News!, Melinda Taub, Funny Or Die April 7, 2015

Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?