By: Funny Or Die
Hey girl, did Keegan Michael Key and Seth Meyers teach you how to flirt? Because you ‘re not very good at it!
Feel free to try that or any of these pickup lines below, if you want to probably not pick anyone up at all. It ‘s almost as if, when you ‘re happily married and out of the dating game, you end up being not quite as good at flirts. Weird.
In the fifth episode of Season 2, Risa and Christina go after the elusive male redhead.
Take this poll on whether you think Joyce Carol Oates made a funny dinosaur joke.
I mean seriously. Dah. Fook. #RNCinCLE
It’s finally starting to hit us that Obama won’t be the president forever.
After looking at a scandalous, doctored photo of a presidential candidate, Heather Anne Campbell, Jon Daly and James Adomian spin what’s happening into something positive. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
Triumph takes on Star Wars fans. Voiced by Robert Smigel.