By: Chuck

Take Me To Kirk

Chuck August 29, 2015

Take Me To Kirk – iTunes – https://itun.es/us/aJeH9 Vocals by George Steeves Lyrics by Chuck McCarthy & Chris Hatfield Music Video Cast: Khan Noonien Singh – George Steeves Kirk – Kevin Rindfleisch Spock – Chris Hatfield Security Officer 1st Class – Timmy L'Heureux Security Officer 2nd Class – Connor Morris Botany Bay Crew #1 – Logan Strobel Botany Bay Crew #2 – Melanie Leanne Miller Botany Bay Crew #3 – Christian B. Schmidt Botany Bay Crew #4 – Laura Seyffert Botany Bay Crew #5 – Cassandra Gonzales Director – Chuck McCarthy DP – Peter Magn ‘sson Editor – Chuck McCarthy FX Editor – Logan Strobel Craft Services – Cassandra Gonzales Production Assistant – Amanda Mancini Special Thanks Heather Saenz, Charley Koontz, Mary McCarthy, Kirsten Severson, Michelle Council, and The People Of Earth. Plus Jeremy Luke. A http://chuckmccarthy.com Jam Explosion SFX from http://www.freesfx.co.uk/sfx/explosion/

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The Definitive Hoarders’ Guide to Christmas Music

Luke Kelly-Clyne, Funny Or Die December 21, 2012

Are you a hoarder who’s often unsure of which holiday songs to listen to while you prep your biohazard home for a Yuletide celebration? Yes? You are?! Then wipe that roll of pennies and empty WD-40 can off your track pad and get to readin’ because we’ve got the guide for you. No longer will you need to wonder whether “Feliz Navidad” is a crawling through dirty diapers to find your iceberg-lettuce-garland kind of tune. (It’s not, but “All I Want For Christmas Is You” IS!)