17 Reasons The Judge Ruled In Favor Of Tom Brady

A judge has overturned New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady ‘s four-game suspension, which had been imposed on Brady following the ongoing ‘deflategate” ball-inflation dispute. See below for a list of reasons why.

• Told the judge he could probably get him Peyton Manning ‘s autograph.
• The judge said Brady had been through enough after last month ‘s horrific courtroom sketch drawing.
• Promised judge he could watch Tom and Gisele make out (with heavy petting) for 10 minutes.
• He ‘s too pretty for bench.
• A handsome boy is a handsome boy and handsome boys are forgiven.
• Bill Belichick ‘s repeated phone calls to the judge, screaming ‘GIVE ME BACK MY SON!
• During presenting of evidence, Brady got into opposing lawyer ‘s head by repeatedly blurting out, “I throw tight spirals” and smugly crossing his arms.
• Brady knew what he was doing was wrong, but not ‘NFL wrong.”
• Handed deflated football to rapper Shyne at the last second. Looks like it ‘s back to jail for ol ‘ Shyne!
• The rousing speech by Brady ‘s old-time southern lawyer that began, ‘Now, I don ‘t know much about big city footballs ‘”
• Brady deflated the judge ‘s gavel, making it impossible for him to call the court to order.
• With fingers crossed behind his back, Brady told the judge that the NFL stood for No Four-Game-Suspensions League.
• Whole court just wants to have a nice, relaxing three-day weekend.
• Reminded judge that football is make-believe and that this whole stupid thing should never have entered the court system.
• He ‘s a white millionaire. Honestly, what did we expect?
• Because you basically have to murder a woman to actually get a four-game suspension in the NFL.
• The whole thing was decided by a coin toss.