Daily Cheney #3974: Revenge

Let me start by saying that I, like most Americans, I am a huge Batman fan. For years I’ve been collecting the action figures, reading the comic books and, most of all, watching the films. The Burtons, the Nolans, the Forevers…even the And Robins. I’ve seen ’em all. MANY times. Another thing you should know about me is that UNlike most of the American viewing public, I am an incredibly keen observer, and as such, I have picked up on some GLARING plot holes and logical flaws throughout the Batman franchise. Our beloved “directors” seem to think they can get away with these egregious offenses against fans of both Batman and common sense but I am here today to call them out.