By: RobLeDonne
Things Kim Davis Is Worse Than
- Taco Bell ‘s entire menu.
- People who hold Doctorates and insist you call them ‘Dr.”
- The bus driver who speeds off even though he totally saw you were about to get on.
- Spilling hot coffee on your lap.
- The executive at ABC who keeps renewing ‘The View.”
- The family member who lunges for the first piece of cake at your own Birthday party.
- The smell inside the bathroom at Wal*Mart.
- TV commercials that are louder than the show you ‘re watching.
- Someone who hears you sneeze and doesn ‘t offer a ‘God bless you.”
- The coffee at 7/11.
- Sea World.
- Pitbull. (The singer.)
- Diarrhea.
- Any Kardashian.
- Bank fees.
- Coffee breath.
- People who wear hats to the gym.
- High fructose corn syrup.
- Little dogs that won ‘t stop yapping when you ‘re trying to have a serious conversation.
- Losing your keys.
- McDonalds, for rejecting Burger King ‘s ‘peace offering.”
- Cracking the screen on your iPhone.
- Plane delays.
- Parents who name their kids after characters from ‘Lord of the Rings.”
- Burnt cheese.
- That last bit of toothpaste you just can ‘t squeeze out.
- Headaches on humid days.
- ISIS.
- Just missing Happy Hour.
- Brown bananas.
- Airplane baggage fees.
- The discography of Kid Rock.
- Flo, the Progressive lady.
- Rachel Dolezal.
- Chlamydia.
- Monday mornings.
- Watching a YouTube video on a weak Wifi connection.
