By: TweetRoundup
Twitter’s Best Reactions To The Apple TV, Pencil, And iPad Pro Announcements
At their annual hardware event, Apple announced an upgraded Apple TV,a giant iPad for professionals, a new phone who dis, and finally, against Steve Jobs ‘ better judgment, a stylus.
Of course, Twitter had a lot to say before, during, and after the highly anticipated event. Thankfully, we ‘ve conveniently compiled some of better-said things so you won ‘t need to bother scrolling through the Twitter app on your now old-ass phone.
Siri, show me the Apple event, but only the parts with tucked shirts
‘ Benedict Evans (@BenedictEvans) September 9, 2015
‘ BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) September 9, 2015
I think this is the first time Apple has ever release the most advanced iPhones ever, exciting.
‘ Paul Haddad (@tapbot_paul) September 9, 2015
I'm not saying everyone at the Apple event is a huge nerd, but a roomful of people just applauded the phrase “10-hour battery life”
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 9, 2015
here's an “apple event” for ya: the first pie of fall!!!
‘ dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) September 9, 2015
Apple introduces the iMe. You just sit in a room and think on your own.
‘ Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 9, 2015
I wish Apple would announce there will be no more Steve Jobs biopics. #AppleLive #AppleEvent
‘ Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) September 9, 2015
GIANT IPAD!!!!! #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/ALlW6gvz8b
‘ albertina rizzo (@albz) September 9, 2015
If you ask me, both these iPads look far too big. pic.twitter.com/gNOi5yGW3D
‘ Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) September 9, 2015
wow before apple vs after apple wow technology pic.twitter.com/kiUP9icXqP
‘ ? ? ?_? ?? ?? (@chillmage) September 9, 2015
Apple does what Nintendid?
‘ Stephen Totilo (@stephentotilo) September 9, 2015
Is Apple thefatjew?
‘ Amber Discko (@amberdiscko) September 9, 2015
wait this actually sounds bad pic.twitter.com/bnbsb0Dlae
‘ Homme DeCor (@corypalmer) September 9, 2015
hmmmm which option pic.twitter.com/aqFjLCjhL5
‘ Christian Zamora (@Christian_Zamo) September 9, 2015
(into apple watch) Please get these bullies away from me
‘ jonathan (@senderblock23) September 9, 2015
The future of TV is apps? I hope they're mozz sticks!!!!!! My wife left me
‘ Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 9, 2015
gerge play crossy road IRL pic.twitter.com/qZOm2nSNdM
‘ Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) September 9, 2015
Steve Jobs in 2007: “Who wants a stylus?”
2015: Apple unveil the 'Apple Pencil' pic.twitter.com/BgNOpntm4j
‘ Complex UK (@complex_uk) September 9, 2015
The Apple Pencil will revolutionize the way that I, the owner of an Apple Watch, will have people to make fun of.
‘ Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) September 9, 2015
Wow @Apple pic.twitter.com/KoajXEQvxW
‘ MLB Insider Dinger (@atf13atf) September 9, 2015
The full name for Apple's new stylus is “Where Did– Honey, Have You Seen The Damn Apple Stylus Thingie? Did It Fall In The Couch? Dammit.”
‘ John Moe (@johnmoe) September 9, 2015
A watch. A pencil. I ‘m trying to think of what other devices Apple could make that I haven ‘t owned since college
‘ Rusty Foster (@rustyk5) September 9, 2015
Cool Apple Pencil. Why don't you put it in your Apple Pocket Protector you nerds
‘ Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) September 9, 2015
I wish I could “ERASE” all these bad Apple Pencil jokes.
‘ Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) September 9, 2015
“Ever wish that you could have a real, physical copy of your music? And not just a file on your Mac? Now you can.” pic.twitter.com/SrO3mRSElr
‘ Pigeons & Planes (@PigsAndPlans) September 9, 2015
With the new Apple TV “U2” button, Bono will periodically interrupt Modern Family episodes to tell you about his charity work.
‘ Tom Costello (@tcostello) September 9, 2015
“Siri, show me the fever, into the fire, taking it higher and higher.”
‘ Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) September 9, 2015
*frowny wife turns apple tv to Gilt*
hey, I was watching MLB!
“BUY NEW SHIRTS”
*man tries to pinch and drag corners of her mouth*
“IM NOT A”‘ Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) September 9, 2015
I'm sure my wife would love to use Apple TV to shop if I allowed her access to electronics.
‘ Andrew J. Hawkins (@andyjayhawk) September 9, 2015
The voice of Siri has prob been locked in a studio, recording dignified replies to any awful Netflix & chill joke we could shout at AppleTV.
‘ Ally Hord (@hordie) September 9, 2015
No iVape? Fuck Apple.
‘ rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 9, 2015
introducing the apple fork, $125
introducing the apple blanket, $700
introducing the apple frosted root beer mug, $299
‘ Jason Steele (@FilmCow) September 9, 2015
Apple giving u hella battery draining new features and still shipping out chargers made from d rose's knee fibers.
‘ Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 9, 2015
For the last time: Apple. Gun.
‘ TrowbyTrowbyTrowby (@JohnTrowbridge) September 9, 2015
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