Stephen Colbert Is Launching A Merch Line For Undecided Voters

There are a lot of candidates running for president which means there is even more useless merchandise for the public to purchase and eventual put in a free bin at the end of their driveway in three years. But what about the undecided voters? What can they wear to declare their indecision?

Aha! Stephen Colbert has already thought of that and manufactured a line of products for those who just can ‘t make up their mind over which Koch brothers puppet they like the best!