By: Ben Wietmarschen
List Of 2015 NFL Season Prop Bets

With the NFL season getting started, almost all the major Las Vegas sports books have announced the Seahawks as favorites to win the Super Bowl this year at 9/2 odds. But the eventual Super Bowl winners aren ‘t the only thing gambling football fans are betting on. One book already has $4,000 bet on if the Super Bowl will have a two-point conversion. Below is a list of some other high-stakes prop bets and their odds heading into the 2015 season.
TEAM TO HAVE THE FIRST ARREST FOR VIOLENT CRIME
Vikings 5/2
All Other Teams 50/1
TEAM THAT TRIES THEIR HARDEST
Jaguars 3,000/1
Redskins 1,500/1
All other teams EVEN
TEAM MOST WILLING TO BE SEEN AS RACIST BY EVERYONE IN AMERICA
Redskins 1/1
All other teams Infinity/1
OVER/UNDER POINTS SCORED BY GOAL LINE FUMBLE RECOVERY AND RETURNED 99 YARDS ONLY TO BE FUMBLED AGAIN AND RETURNED FOR 10 YARDS FOR A NET YARDAGE OF 1
Over 1.5 (-190)
Under 1.5 (-105)
ROB GRONKOWSKI SPLITS HIS PANTS DURING A BIG CATCH AND ACTS WEIRDLY COMFORTABLE PLAYING WITH HIS CRACK HANGING OUT
Yes -280
No +170
FIRST TYPE OF ANIMAL THAT WILL GET LOOSE AND RUN AROUND THE FIELD WHILE OUT OF SHAPE SECURITY GUARDS CHASE AFTER IT
Squirrel 5/2
House Cat 9/2
Dog 10/1
Deer 50/1
African Elephant 300/1
Undiscovered Species 450/1
Other 500/1
STADIUM WITH FIRST ARREST FOR COUPLE HAVING SEX IN BATHROOM STALL
Dallas 5/2
Houston 10/1
Green Bay 500/1
All Other Teams 100/1
SHADE OF ROGER GOODELL ‘S FACE WHEN HE SEES TOM BRADY ‘S SELF-SATISFIED SMIRK ON NATIONAL TV
Pink 50/1
Red 25/1
Deep Red 20/1
Purpley-Red 9/2
AMOUNT OF MONEY THE NFL AND ITS CORPORATE PARTNERS WILL MAKE BY ‘RAISING BREAST CANCER AWARENESS”
Crap-Load 100/1
Butt-Load 20/1
Ass-Load 9/2
PENIS LENGTH OF FIRST MALE, ON-FIELD STREAKER
‘Long Dong” (Greater than 8in.) 300/1
‘Standard Snake” (4in. – 7in.) 50/1
‘Tiny Tipper” (Less than 4in.) 10/1
OVER/UNDER NUMBER OF UNDERHAND ‘GRANNY” PASSES ATTEMPTED BY JAY CUTLER
Over 10 (-150)
Under 10 (-120)
OVER/UNDER GAMES WITH FINAL SCORE OF 69 TO 69
Over 2 (-160)
Under 2 (-120)
OVER/UNDER GAMES WHERE BOTH TEAMS GAIN 420 YARDS
**No odds made, got distracted by youtube rabbit hole of early 90 ‘s Pizza Hut commercials**
FIRST BILLY MADISON QUOTE MADE BY TROY AIKMAN DURING A GAME BROADCAST
‘He Called The Shit Poop” 5/1
‘This Could Be Our Milk” 9/2
‘Shampoo is better ‘etc.” 15/1
‘I Hate Cursive And I Hate All Of You! (Storms out of booth while Joe Buck whispers ‘Sandler, man. So funny ‘” to himself) 100/1
OVER/UNDER NUMBER OF BROKEN PROMISES MADE BY PLAYERS TO COME OVER TO ASSISTANT COACH ‘S HOUSE TO GRILL OUT AND HAVE A FEW BEERS ON HIS NEW PATIO
Over 12.5 (-180)
Under 12.5 (-125)
WILL A REFEREE HIT A PASSING BIRD WITH A PENALTY FLAG?
Yes (but bird does not get hurt) 50/1
Yes (and bird ‘s family returns later in the game for revenge) 75/1
Yes (bird dies) 100/1
No EVEN
WILL PEYTON MANNING ‘S NECK FALL OFF?
Yes (but head plops onto shoulders with minimal negative effect on Manning ‘s body) EVEN
Yes (and Eli is forced by rest of Manning family to undergo neck transplant) 2/1
Yes (Manning dies) 100/1
No 100/1
FAN BASE WITH HIGHEST AMOUNT OF OOZEY BROWN SPITTLE RUNNING DOWN THEIR UNSHAVED CHINS BY WEEK 1 KICKOFF
Steelers 9/2
Jets 9/2
Raiders 9/2
Browns 15/2
All other teams 50/1
HOW MANY WEEKS UNTIL JJ WATT ‘S HEAD STOPS FITTING IN HIS HELMET?
1 -270
2 or Later – +240
WILL A PLAYER SCORE A TOUCHDOWN BY DOING A REALLY COOL BACK HANDSPRING OVER THE DEFENSIVE LINE TO IMPRESS HIS GIRLFRIEND?
Yes -165
No +145
WILL THE PATRIOTS FEEL GUILTY FOR WHAT THEY ‘VE DONE?
No -1,000
Yes +950
WILL PLAYERS DECIDE TO PLAY IT COOL THIS YEAR AND NONCHALANTLY STROLL OUT OF THE TUNNEL DURING THE INTRODUCTION OF STARTING LINEUPS?
Yes +120
No -120
WILL EARRINGS ON MEN COME BACK INTO FASHION?
Yes (but only the coolest men) 15/2
Yes (everyone will be wearing them, even the dorks) 40/1
No 150/1
WILL FANS START TO EXCLUSIVELY REFER TO OVERTIME SIMPLY AS ‘MORE”
Yes -520
No +240