By: Funny Or Die
Ashley Madison User Passwords Have Been Leaked: The Complete List

The Ashley Madison hack was sad for a bunch of reasons, but new information has revealed users ‘ passwords and some of them are sad as fuck, like
‘ishouldnotbedoingthis” and ‘ithinkilovemywifethisiswrong.” But if you think those are sad, check out these ones:
ihatemywife
framingmyshittyhusband
hopingforfiorina
ihaveaconditionwhereifidontemptymyballsinsomeoneelseswifeiwilldiein20daysplzhelp
hopetheyhavedonkeysonthissite
hed(pe)fan1
mynameistigerwoods
trying2spreadaids
onlyhere4stuffmywifewontdoakabuttstuff
womenareforcummingin
imtryingtocatchmyhusbandonhere
notmarriedjustlonely
iloveDmywife
iloveDmywife20yearsago
imdownwithOPPanddownonmyluck
doingthisinsteadofdiggingdeepandworkingoutmymaritalproblemsl
ikeanadult
ihaveahallpass
ihaveahallpassforthisweek
kindofinanopenrelationship
maybeineedtorethinkmypriorities
lookingforreallove
itsjustaphase
itsjust4now
Likeshesnotonhere2
Probsgoing2hell4this
Not100%mor@L
TheresnoIinCHEATERbutthereare2inBIGPENIS
Willdeletewhenbabysborn
Shoulddeletewhenbabysborn
Butiprobablywontdeletewhenbabysborn
Shes2pregnant4menow
thisisntmyfault
sum1ismakinmedothis
ICANTBELIEVETHISTHINGEXISTS
YWASNTTHISINVENTEDS00NER
howisthisreallyhappeningxoxo
eventhispasswordwants2fuckme
thispasswordwants2suckmydick
Sixtynine69696969
hopethispassworddoesntleak
probablythispasswordwontleak
whatkindofwebsiteleakspasswordsanyways
thisisagoodpassword
lookedupgoodpasswordsonline
goodguydoinggoodguystuffonlynobadstuffforthisguyimagoodguy
ihopeigetsexfromthis
mywifealwaystellsmeshes”tired”
isharethispasswordwithmywife
justadadwhowantssomestrange
probablyabadideabutheregoesnothing
tooafraidtojustaskoutdebrafromwork
thisismysecondtimesigningupforthissite
imworriedmydadischeatingonmymom
safeword
testaccount69
isTHEashleymadisonavailabletofuck
hopingfora21stcenturypinacoladasituation
boyisdebgonnabesoreatme
boyisdebgonnabesoreatme2
whyonmymotherscomputer
keepcalmandcheatondeborah
MamaMiaMoltoMarioI'mCheatingOnMyWife!
boyisdebgonnabesoreatme420
bighairytitsaremyfavorite
waitwhatamisaying
ohbrotherigoofedupbadthistime
FMLboyohboyiambeinganaughtyboy
fidelio
guilty4horny
shamefulbutsexy
interestedinsexortalkingyourchoice
whohaveibecome?
itoldmywifethecomputerisbroken
takethissecret2thegrave
ThisIsJoeBidensAshleyMadisonAccount
TinyDickCheaterManIHateMyselfSoMuch
ILoveTraneTheBandAndAlsoCreedTheBand
GonnaProbablyJustMasturbateAndGoToBedAndNotFollowThroughOnThisWholeCheatingThing29
Along with the super sad and confessional passwords are some even more depressing security questions:
What is the name of your first born?
My wife is barren.
What is your full name?
Anthony Weiner.
What is your youngest sister ‘s middle name?
Having second thoughts, but going to cheat on my spouse anyway
What is the name of the place where your wedding reception was held?
Fuck off
What was the name of your first pet?
Goldfish named Jizz. It was college.
What was the first concert you attended?
Gloria Gaynor
What is the first name of the person you first kissed?
I feel such shame
What is the name of your childhood best friend?
Ashley Madison. Hoping to reconnect!
Where did you and your wife meet?
Ashley Madison dot com