Ashley Madison User Passwords Have Been Leaked: The Complete List

The Ashley Madison hack was sad for a bunch of reasons, but new information has revealed users ‘ passwords and some of them are sad as fuck, like
‘ishouldnotbedoingthis” and ‘ithinkilovemywifethisiswrong.” But if you think those are sad, check out these ones:

ihatemywife

framingmyshittyhusband

hopingforfiorina

ihaveaconditionwhereifidontemptymyballsinsomeoneelseswifeiwilldiein20daysplzhelp

hopetheyhavedonkeysonthissite

hed(pe)fan1

mynameistigerwoods

trying2spreadaids

onlyhere4stuffmywifewontdoakabuttstuff

womenareforcummingin

imtryingtocatchmyhusbandonhere

notmarriedjustlonely

iloveDmywife

iloveDmywife20yearsago

imdownwithOPPanddownonmyluck

doingthisinsteadofdiggingdeepandworkingoutmymaritalproblemsl
ikeanadult

ihaveahallpass

ihaveahallpassforthisweek

kindofinanopenrelationship

maybeineedtorethinkmypriorities

lookingforreallove

itsjustaphase

itsjust4now

Likeshesnotonhere2

Probsgoing2hell4this

Not100%mor@L

TheresnoIinCHEATERbutthereare2inBIGPENIS

Willdeletewhenbabysborn

Shoulddeletewhenbabysborn

Butiprobablywontdeletewhenbabysborn

Shes2pregnant4menow

thisisntmyfault

sum1ismakinmedothis

ICANTBELIEVETHISTHINGEXISTS

YWASNTTHISINVENTEDS00NER

howisthisreallyhappeningxoxo

eventhispasswordwants2fuckme

thispasswordwants2suckmydick

Sixtynine69696969

hopethispassworddoesntleak

probablythispasswordwontleak

whatkindofwebsiteleakspasswordsanyways

thisisagoodpassword

lookedupgoodpasswordsonline

goodguydoinggoodguystuffonlynobadstuffforthisguyimagoodguy

ihopeigetsexfromthis

mywifealwaystellsmeshes”tired”

isharethispasswordwithmywife

justadadwhowantssomestrange

probablyabadideabutheregoesnothing

tooafraidtojustaskoutdebrafromwork

thisismysecondtimesigningupforthissite

imworriedmydadischeatingonmymom

safeword

testaccount69

isTHEashleymadisonavailabletofuck

hopingfora21stcenturypinacoladasituation

boyisdebgonnabesoreatme

boyisdebgonnabesoreatme2

whyonmymotherscomputer

keepcalmandcheatondeborah

MamaMiaMoltoMarioI'mCheatingOnMyWife!

boyisdebgonnabesoreatme420

bighairytitsaremyfavorite

waitwhatamisaying

ohbrotherigoofedupbadthistime

FMLboyohboyiambeinganaughtyboy

fidelio

guilty4horny

shamefulbutsexy

interestedinsexortalkingyourchoice

whohaveibecome?

itoldmywifethecomputerisbroken

takethissecret2thegrave

ThisIsJoeBidensAshleyMadisonAccount

TinyDickCheaterManIHateMyselfSoMuch

ILoveTraneTheBandAndAlsoCreedTheBand

GonnaProbablyJustMasturbateAndGoToBedAndNotFollowThroughOnThisWholeCheatingThing29

Along with the super sad and confessional passwords are some even more depressing security questions:

What is the name of your first born?
My wife is barren.

What is your full name?
Anthony Weiner.

What is your youngest sister ‘s middle name?
Having second thoughts, but going to cheat on my spouse anyway

What is the name of the place where your wedding reception was held?
Fuck off

What was the name of your first pet?
Goldfish named Jizz. It was college.

What was the first concert you attended?
Gloria Gaynor

What is the first name of the person you first kissed?
I feel such shame

What is the name of your childhood best friend?
Ashley Madison. Hoping to reconnect!

Where did you and your wife meet?
Ashley Madison dot com