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Today’s youth have so many more ways to get into trouble. With cell phones and the interweb, there’s no telling what kids are up to! Fortunately, Teach is young and in touch and knows just what to say about responsible use of technology when Calvin gets himself into e-trouble.
Marshall & James are cousins and very distant relatives of the Kennedys, so distant they’ve never been considered part of the family. When they fail to get a job or internship after their 1st year of business school, the pair find themselves wasting time at their summer home on The Cape.
Civilization has brought us progress in a lot of arenas, but our freedom to urinate keeps diminishing.
Aspiring professional journalist, Kaitlyn Blanket, takes to Bloomington to show you a mom n pop burger shop you may not be aware of.
You haven’t had a good night’s sleep until you Try My Pillow. Edited/Directed by Boris Khaykin @HardcoreBoris Starring David Carl Director of Photography: Feliks Khaykin Written by Boris Khaykin and David Carl Featuring: Aaron Keifits Mariola Figueroa Special thanks to Bill Scurry. http://www.hardcoreboris.com