By: Matt Klinman
IT’S A FUCKING SEA LION NOT A SEAL
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST are you SERIOUS WITH THIS SHIT.
THAT ‘S NOT A FUCKING SEAL IT ‘S A GOD DAMNSEA LION. See how the front flippers are big enough and strong enough to CARRY THE WIEGHT OF THAT FUCKING THING. That means it ‘s not a god damn seal. It ‘s a SEA LION.
Who the fuck are these idiots? SEALS LOOK LIKE THIS
AND SEA LIONS LOOK LIKE THIS!
SEE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE?!?! IT ‘S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU FISH BRAIN SEA-RACISTS.
Ok, now look maybe some of you fucking smart asses are like ‘Actually that is an Australian Fur Seal, so it ‘s ok to refer to it as a seal.” Fuck no.
I know for a fucking fact the dumb mother fucking ignorant pieces of shit who are writing this garbage aren ‘t giving TWO FUCKING SECONDS of thought to the distinction between a fur seal and sea lion. They are seeing a cute little fucking sea dog and calling it a damn seal like they are children who haven ‘t learned the fucking difference by now.
Are we all just no-brained dip shits now? Cuz it feels like we are.
AND NO I AM NOT OVERREACTING THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM. IT ‘S A REAL PROBLEM WE NEED TO SOLVE.
‘ and then no one ever did solve it.
‘ and then the author of this article blew his brains out onto his computer screen and was at peace for eternity.
