Sad Lonely Girl: The Wilderness

Having never tried the controversial alcoholic/caffeinated beverage, I decided to document the experience and give myself a series of tasks to complete in order to judge the effects of the drink. I had three Four Lokos and three tasks: recite a Shakespearean soliloquy from memory, play a round of Call of Duty, and talk to and/or flirt with a girl. The experiment yielded interesting results. Science baby!