By: best GOAT
Let’s establish something: We don’t necessarily feel that Perry should be leading the nation. No sir. But the guy knows how to entertain, and it’d be a shame if his free fall in the polls signaled his inevitable departure. Keep this guy around, please!
Two German dancers, Aslaug Slaug and Guter Helmut arrive in Williston, North Dakota, with the wrong address for Aslaug ‘s long-lost father. Stranded in an abandoned parking lot, the girls meet Eugene, who offers to take them to audition at a failing strip club.