By: Jason Flowers
Actually, this week ‘s goodest tweets have very little to say.
How long does having a goatee stay on your credit report
‘ crapunzel (@Karate_Horse) September 28, 2015
do you know how much I want a Rihanna song called “Burritos”
‘ Molly Lambert (@mollylambert) October 1, 2015
Girl, are your tweets the Manhattan skyline? Cuz they got no stars.
‘ Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) October 1, 2015