Daily Cheney #2427: White Athletes

If your office is anything like our office, then ever since Reddit unveiled the Button on April 1st you’ve been checking it obsessively, discussing what will happen when it gets to zero, wondering what honor or rewards will be granted the last person to press the button, and of course hypothesizing the better things you could be doing with your time. After careful consideration, we have created this video to predict what will almost certainly happen when the button gets to zero.