By: Jason Flowers
This week ‘s best tweets are a real blast from the past.
Sorry I animorphed at your quincea ‘era and made it about me.
‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 4, 2015
More chung got wanged in 1986 than at any other period in our nation's history.
‘ Mr. Anthropy (@Zwolf666) October 8, 2015
Tombstone of two of the best breakdancers pic.twitter.com/i1riSYFsOo
‘ Mike Glazer (@glazerboohoohoo) September 25, 2014
“I can't stand Derain.” – Missy Elliot on early 20th century French art
‘ joe mande (@JoeMande) October 5, 2015
The Nobel Prize in chemistry goes to… Pam & Jim from “The Office”? What the
‘ Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 7, 2015
want to feel old? this is what Dinosaurs' Baby Sinclair looks like in 2015 pic.twitter.com/ox6yvGCEW3
‘ Gregory Possum-Liker (@cat_beltane) October 10, 2015
[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?
And the rib?
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
‘ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2015
Internalized sexism: All these years, I've just assumed Dr. Pepper was a man.
‘ Kristin (@FeralCrone) October 7, 2015
“Dasani” is Nigerian for “lol u bought tap water.”
‘ Trevor S (@trevso_electric) July 18, 2015
Kix Cereal: Kid tested, Mother approved, Father is dead.
‘ Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) October 8, 2015
Netflix is raising its price by a dollar? Time to change my plans to “YouTube and chill.”
‘ Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) October 9, 2015
JASON: Oh good, this saves me some time. pic.twitter.com/STHQ2zE1Tv
‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 4, 2015
Oh you're a basketball fan? Name 3 basketballs.
‘ Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) June 10, 2015
I wish you could mark conversations as unsaid.
‘ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 5, 2015
the hippothalmus is the part of the brain that controls how hungry hungry you get
‘ Ali Garfinkel (@aligarchy) April 9, 2015
Trying to get my parents to move to LA so I can move in with them
‘ AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) October 4, 2015
People say I overthink things, but I could give you like 50 reasons why each of them are wrong
‘ JP Lovecraft (@online_shawn) October 5, 2015
okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
‘ Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) October 9, 2015
“I just tried to make reservations at the library”
You don't need a res-
“Couldn't get one though”
Don't do this
“They were fully booked”
‘ dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 4, 2015
When you click on a trending topic pic.twitter.com/v38GeSmEuE
‘ Jocelyn Plums (@ColoradoUgly) October 9, 2015
Steve Jobs is in theaters this weekend. But I'm waiting for the Steve JobsS.
‘ Molly McNearney (@mollymcnearney) October 9, 2015
JUDGE: your word is “bananas”
GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes
‘ emma (@emmagarton) September 20, 2015
Nice try, poison. pic.twitter.com/jrVbRZt8PC
‘ Mxrk (@mxrk) October 8, 2015
If we go under 50 Peter Pan adaptations per year, the bus will explode.
‘ Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) October 9, 2015
just said “squad” out loud as I passed a pile of garbage on the street
‘ Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) October 8, 2015
*billy corgan voice* the world is a van pile pic.twitter.com/G4UhYGCqIC
‘ 1989 Aerostars $300 (@Aerostars4Sale) October 9, 2015
Getty Images should change its name to Getty Words And Pictures so we can call it Getty WAP
‘ Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) October 9, 2015
Just tell me about the heist right here. This video was written, shot, and edited in less then 12 hours for UCB Theatre L.A.’s Sketch Cram. Sketch Cram brings together the best writers and performers from the UCB Theatre to write, rehearse and perform an original sketch show in one day. Sketch Cram is the 2nd Saturday of every month at the UCB Theatre in L.A.