By: @midnight
Even astrologists screw up sometimes, so Randy Liedtke, Natalie Morales and Paul F. Tompkins write the worst horoscopes they possibly can. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
Remember the ‘Saved by the Bell’ when Zack Morris sold swimsuit photos of his underage female classmates? Zack Morris is trash.
That moment when you ‘re alone on the Subway…SHOWTIME! Follow us on Facebook! http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed and Edited by Andy Zou http://www.AndyZou.com Amazing Dancer: Gianmarco Soresi Commuter: Lindsay-Elizabeth Poop Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay Special Thanks to the MTA, NYC, Jeff Rabinak, Cindy Ho, Jake Kitchin, Michelle Cutolo, T Zhang, and Danny Giardullo/Pavel Konoplenko at http://www.spoiledNYC.com for keeping me in a New York frame of mind! MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
You’ve always wanted to open your own zoo – now you can!
I hit the streets of New York to give people compliments. They really could use some.
Claire and Jo are on a health kick
When all you know is to Take back what has been Taken from you when does the Taking stop?