By: TweetRoundup
“Boobs Are No Longer Canon” And More Reactions To Playboy’s Decision To Eliminate Nude Photos

Playboy announced that as of March 2016 it will no longer be featuring nudity within the pages of its magazine. Playboy without nudity is like Twitter without jokes. Fortunately, for now, only one of those two nightmare scenarios is true, so we ‘ve collected some of the best reactions to this most recent national tragedy.
I've always had issues with the nudity in Playboy. Lots and lots of issues.
‘ Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) October 13, 2015
I caught my son in his treehouse with a playboy. He and his friends were reading a wardrobe fail listicle
‘ Chet Breakfast (@michaeljhudson) October 13, 2015
Sorry, Playboy centerfold hopefuls, you ‘ll have to find another way to disappoint your dads.
‘ Erica (@SCbchbum) October 13, 2015
Playboy without nudity is like Hugh Hefner without a corn silo full of boner pills.
‘ Mark Lisanti (@marklisanti) October 13, 2015
I hope Penthouse magazine will FINALLY be photos of actual penthouses.
‘ Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) October 13, 2015
So Playboy is in the news. You see this? You heard about this? [holds bow tie in place as it's already started spinning]
‘ Mike Tunison (@xmasape) October 13, 2015
Playboy is getting rid of nude photos. That's fine. I've been masturbating to the Margaret Atwood and Murakami stories this whole time.
‘ Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) October 13, 2015
Playboy's editor hard at work. pic.twitter.com/774iVKxaaw
‘ Jesse David Fox (@JesseDavidFox) October 13, 2015
playboy hopes that each hand holding the magazine counts as a separate person for circulation number purposes
‘ Tom Spurgeon (@comicsreporter) October 13, 2015
Playboy will now feature only exclusive pictorials of Hugh Hefner, all chest ribs and velvet robes, lurching semi-hard toward an open grave
‘ ?netw3rk (@netw3rk) October 13, 2015
Now @Playboy is rebooting its magazine, boobs are no longer canon
‘ BossLogic (@Bosslogic) October 13, 2015
Playboy isn ‘t gonna show naked ladies anymore? That ‘s de Blasio ‘s New York for ya
‘ Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 13, 2015
My dad caught me reading a Playboy once and took me outside and made me airbrush an entire pack of vaginas.
‘ Pony Starwars (@tigersgoroooar) October 13, 2015
RIP the “I'm a photographer for Playboy” pickup line
‘ Robert Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) October 13, 2015
No more nudes in Play-Boy? What's next folks…uh [cant think of another print magazine that exists]
‘ Luke O ‘Neil (@lukeoneil47) October 13, 2015
No more nudity in Playboy? What's next? Death? For all of us? Inevitably?
‘ Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) October 13, 2015
This Playboy decision is outrageous, I've already angrily masturbated about it 7 or 8 times
‘ beloved comedy institution ‘the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) October 13, 2015
“That guy is a total playboy” “You mean he’s a suave ladykiller?” “No, I mean he has no idea what a naked woman looks like”
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 13, 2015
I was very sad to hear Playboy magazine will no longer show nudity once someone explained to me what a 'magazine' is
‘ Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 13, 2015
Betting it’s a month of New Playboy before they switch it to Playboy Classic.
‘ Eric Scott (@ericscottLA) October 13, 2015
Playboy to drop nudity, saying people can easily access tits online simply by following Piers Morgan on twitter.
‘ Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 13, 2015
Playboy will remove nudes from the magazine. A whole new generation will now masturbate to unfunny cartoons.
‘ Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) October 13, 2015
Highlights IS gonna start showing tits though.
‘ Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) October 13, 2015
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