News Diarrhea: This Week’s Top News Stories Shit Out In One Place

Say what you want about the Golden Globes (they don’t count, nobody cares, why am I watching this), there’s no denying one thing: they exist. That much we know. And because it’s an award show where celebrities gather around cameras, we all end up watching it whether we like it or not. But there’s one thing we can all agree on: if you break it down to a bunch of out of context images, it actually seems like it’s a good time. So let’s do that.