By: Funny Or Die
What You Can Expect From ‘Star Wars’ Based On The Trailer
The latest trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens has arrived. Based on what we ‘ve seen, here ‘s what we can expect ‘
Lotsa hands are going to be reaching for things.
Still in outer space!
We find out Darth Vader is actually EVERYONE ‘S father. It ‘s like that Vince Vaughn movie Delivery Man.
You just know all that sand is gonna come into play somehow.
20 minutes of the film are spent explaining that it ‘s racist to think John Boyega ‘s character is related to Lando Calrissian
An extremely graphic sex scene between two lightsabers.
New Darth Vader tries to do a ‘Lionel Richie Hello” to old Darth Vader ‘s head and it goes really really badly.
Bernie Sanders votes for less background checks on lightsabers
The BB8 Droid toy (available now at Target, Toys R Us, and the Apple Store!) has a cameo appearance in the film.
Someone makes a great ‘Use the force-skin” joke when Chewbacca finally gets circumcised.
Carrie Fisher puts that Jabba the Hut slave outfit back on and, honestly, she still looks great. Good for her.
If you ain ‘t wearing a mask at some point, you ain ‘t on fleek.