What You Can Expect From ‘Star Wars’ Based On The Trailer

The latest trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens has arrived. Based on what we ‘ve seen, here ‘s what we can expect ‘

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Lotsa hands are going to be reaching for things.

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Still in outer space!

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We find out Darth Vader is actually EVERYONE ‘S father. It ‘s like that Vince Vaughn movie Delivery Man.

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You just know all that sand is gonna come into play somehow.

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20 minutes of the film are spent explaining that it ‘s racist to think John Boyega ‘s character is related to Lando Calrissian

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An extremely graphic sex scene between two lightsabers.

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New Darth Vader tries to do a ‘Lionel Richie Hello” to old Darth Vader ‘s head and it goes really really badly.

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Bernie Sanders votes for less background checks on lightsabers

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The BB8 Droid toy (available now at Target, Toys R Us, and the Apple Store!) has a cameo appearance in the film.

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Someone makes a great ‘Use the force-skin” joke when Chewbacca finally gets circumcised.

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Carrie Fisher puts that Jabba the Hut slave outfit back on and, honestly, she still looks great. Good for her.

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If you ain ‘t wearing a mask at some point, you ain ‘t on fleek.