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Lincoln Chafee? Out.
Jim Webb? Out.
Donald Trump ‘s hair? Unfortunately still around.
Colbert updates us on the state of the 2016 election Hunger Games style, which is really the only apt way to address this circus.
No one is nice for free, if someone is sucking your dick there is a 100% chance they are looking to get something out of it. Funny or Die columnist Tuck Sherwood surveys the nation and determines what self-serving hucksters are out there sucking down dicks for their own personal gain.
‘It ‘s 2017, taste the rainbow! ‘
Clarissa didn’t come anywhere close to explaining it all. Here are 6 things about ‘Clarissa Explains It All’ that don’t make any sense.
The healthiest food comes from the healthiest people. Join the revolution and eat the best! Starring: Winston Carter (http://twitter.com/Winstonious) Brand Rackley (http://twitter.com/Brandsingletree) Ben Crutcher (http://twitter.com/downinthewell)
Avoid tourist traps like a *true* insider with these alternatives! Written and edited by Ryan Mazer. Twitter: @ryan_mazer, Insta: @ryanmazer. Sry.
