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Colbert Declares CNBC The Official Loser Of The Debate

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While you probably have opinions on the Republican candidates who were on stage this past Wednesday at the debate, there was only one true loser. That was CNBC.

But to be fair to CNBC there wasn ‘t really a winner. The debate felt more like a middle school dance, filled with selfish intentions and no real connections able to be made. Colbert officially declared the news station the loser last night on this show, along with the shitty green rooms some of the candidates were assigned to.

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