By: Tomcat

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Mouse Bucket List

For years, the scientists over at Tomcat have been engineering new ways to eliminate mice as quickly and efficiently as possible. In the face of their inevitable demise, America ‘s mice have decided to seize the day and finish living out their bucket lists. Here ‘s how one such mouse plans to spend her final days.

Skydive From a Tall Chair

Learn to Speak Cat

Try Camembert

Get verified on Twitter

Ride the Neighbor ‘s Pit Bull Like a Rodeo Bronco

Learn to Play the World ‘s Smallest Violin

Go to Mousechella

Illustrations by Daniel Shaffer

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