Mouse Bucket List

Tomcat November 2, 2015

For years, the scientists over at Tomcat have been engineering new ways to eliminate mice as quickly and efficiently as possible. In the face of their inevitable demise, America ‘s mice have decided to seize the day and finish living out their bucket lists. Here ‘s how one such mouse plans to spend her final days.

Skydive From a Tall Chair

Learn to Speak Cat

Try Camembert

Get verified on Twitter

Ride the Neighbor ‘s Pit Bull Like a Rodeo Bronco

Learn to Play the World ‘s Smallest Violin

Go to Mousechella

Illustrations by Daniel Shaffer

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Sony Cyber Security Team

Hush Money Sketch, Luke Jensen, Ben Bizuneh, GeorgeCoffey December 29, 2014

Sony’s Cyber Security Squad just doesn’t seem up to task.

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Geena Davis Archery Tricks

Geena Davis, Nick Wiger, Danny Jelinek, Funny Or Die August 28, 2013

There’s no crying in archery.

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Do You Have Patti Issues?

Alan Cumming July 2, 2013

PSA for the treatment of “Patti Issues” to promote Off-Broadway/Touring Solo Play PATTI ISSUES, written and performed by Ben Rimalower, directed by Aaron Mark. PattiIssues.com “Do You Have Patti Issues?” PSA produced by Ben Rimalower, Aaron Mark and John Hill. Featuring Alan Cumming, Bridget Everett, Patti LuPone, Tyler Maynard, Ian Scott McGregor, Tonya Pinkins, Ben Rimalower, Agent Maxwell Smart and Ned Van Zandt.