Mouse Bucket List

For years, the scientists over at Tomcat have been engineering new ways to eliminate mice as quickly and efficiently as possible. In the face of their inevitable demise, America ‘s mice have decided to seize the day and finish living out their bucket lists. Here ‘s how one such mouse plans to spend her final days.

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Skydive From a Tall Chair

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Learn to Speak Cat

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Try Camembert

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Get verified on Twitter

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Ride the Neighbor ‘s Pit Bull Like a Rodeo Bronco

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Learn to Play the World ‘s Smallest Violin

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Go to Mousechella

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Illustrations by Daniel Shaffer