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Welcome To Snapchat Bernie Sanders

Big news, dudes. The country ‘s socialist grandpa, Bernie Sanders, has joined Snapchat. Except he ‘s calling it Snapshot and he ‘s complaining it ‘s too short. ‘Back in my day Snapshots were 15 seconds!!” is probably what he is saying into his hot soup, right now.
What is this Snapshot thing and why do I only get ten seconds? pic.twitter.com/5RfsywwE2Z
‘ Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) November 16, 2015
Complaining about a time limit is the closest Bernie Sanders will come to sharing a point of view with any Republican candidate.
What ‘s Bernie going to snap? Probably long lists of numbers and percentages. Very cool. Not as likely but would make a wild snap story is if he were to snap his abs. Maybe we should be on the lookout for grandkids snaps and videos of him mumbling to himself, ‘Is this thing on?” or ‘Siri, who are you voting for?”
Also, no one ought to show him the new filters just yet. That ‘ll be week five and a more advanced lesson. We don ‘t want to overwhelm him. This is a huge step in itself.
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