By: Jason Flowers
It ‘s our sincere belief that this week ‘s best tweets would have been RT ‘d in any era.
[18th Century Sext]
My dearest Caroline, please write by return of post to estimate what you may be wearing several days from now.
‘ Erren Michaels (@ErrenMichaels) November 22, 2015
Customs Official: Do you have anything to declare?
Southern Belle: No
‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 1, 2015
grandpa: ur father changed after the war
me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there
‘ jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 24, 2015
Someone needs to stop that kid pic.twitter.com/29EidW5ku2
‘ Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) October 22, 2015
“Should I knock him out?”
“Ask your mother.”
(LL Cool J and his dad)
‘ Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) November 24, 2015
You think cocaine is cool? Well here's something that'll change your mind!
*cranks the Eagles greatest hits*
*my son starts crying*
‘ Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 24, 2015
Imagine being in Jethro Tull & the other guys say we aren’t gonna do flute in this one and you just have to sit there with your stupid flute
‘ ryan (crap( (@Karate_Horse) May 18, 2015
ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.
‘ Paul (@FrenulumBreve) August 19, 2015
Written and Directed by Andy Kozel & Skyler Stone Produced by Andy Kozel and Skyler Stone Co-produced by Jerry Artukovich DP- Jamie Hall Editor – Geoffrey S. McNeil Music – Darren Geare Han Solo drawing – Allen TenBusschen Special Thanks – Nicole Stone for the house take-over & the patience. Wooden Nickel Lighting for your patience as well. And thanks to George Lucas, JJ Abrams and Lawrence Bender for creating the greatest trilogy (and now beyond) of all time! Cast: Keith Morrison – Andy Kozel Han Solo – Skyler Stone Storm Trooper 1 – Andy Dick Storm Trooper 2 – Robbie Kaller Luke Skywalker – Marc Mahoney Princess Leia – Melissa Villasenior Chris Hanson – Freddy Scott Operator VO – Courtney Scheuerman Chewbacca – Jamie Hall Boba Fett – Andy Kozel Boba Fett VO – Skyler Stone And featuring Ron Jeremy as Wuher The Cantina Bartender