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Tips To Stretch Your Dollar This Holiday Season

Funny Or Die December 11, 2015

The holiday season is a joyous time to be spent with family and friends. But it can also be a strain on your wallet. Here are some tips to keep your family happy and your wallet fat.

Instead of buying expensive wrapping paper, just don ‘t get anyone any presents at all this year.
Old porno mags make great gifts for teen boys and middle-aged adult men, to be honest.
Strategically break ties with loved ones so you have fewer gifts to buy.
If you see someone ringing the bells for Salvation Army, those pots usually have a lotta cash in em.
Santa ‘s gonna be in such a hurry, he won ‘t even notice if it ‘s breast milk.
Come out to your wife and kids. It ‘ll distract them for at least a day or two and by then Christmas is over.
Why buy a Playstation 4, when you can get four Playstation Ones for the same price?
Save money on firewood by turning your TV to the ‘Yule Log” station and then lighting it on fire.
Automatic timers on your lights can be a big money saver. However, an even bigger money saver is plugging your lights directly into a neighbor ‘s power outlet.

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James Bond: Secret Pokemon Go Agent

booyapictures, Funny Or Die July 30, 2016

James Bond is well known for traveling the world in search of spies, assassins, and SPECTRE, however little do his enemies know he is really just chasing that Pikachu! Pokemon Go fever can affect just about anybody.

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Space Riders, Ep. 206: Violent Action and Then a Flight

Space Riders: Division Earth, iFestivus December 19, 2017

Scarlet confronts Ooze and Moon Monster, while Ken and an incapacitated Philip confront The Vicious Mist and an army of brainwashed Space Riders.

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Living with an Emoji

Zack Gold November 7, 2015

Living with an Emoji explores the pro’s and con’s of human and emoticon domestication. Not wanting to have a “random craigslister” move in to his apartment, Zack is introduced by a mutual friend to new roomate, Stu. The catch? Stu is an mustached, mute emoji. While at first living with an emoji seems to be an upgrade within Zack’s life, he soon discovers a very dark, illicit being.

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Terms of Service Endearment – A Little Butt Stuff – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

@midnight June 10, 2015

Since no one reads all the terms of service they agree to, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett imagine worst-case scenarios you may have already accepted. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T

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5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist

Keith Saltojanes August 18, 2011

Since the beginning of time humans have loved our primate ancestors. We have monkeys as pets, we stare at chimpanzees in the zoo, and we watch movies with gorillas in them. Right now, the number one movie at the box-office for the second week in a row, and grossing almost $200 million dollars, is Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Not a coincidence that it ‘s main character is a chimpanzee. So far, 2011 has brought with it some movies that weren ‘t as lucky at the box office. These movies cost millions of dollars to make, yet the studios didn ‘t even make their money back. Well, here ‘s how they can! Re-release the films with a Planet of the Apes twist!

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The Man Who Never Clicks

Cannibal Milkshake Comedy October 24, 2016

Meet Henry, an avid Mac user who has employed keyboard shortcuts to avoid using a mouse or trackpad for over 7 years.

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