28 Hot Tweets About Star Wars That Are Worth Standing In Line For

Found something at the store with some star wars on it. Want me to pick it up for you? It's a can of like olives or beans or something.

‘ matt prindle (@GriefBison) December 16, 2015

if there aren't minions in the new star wars im gonna kill myself

‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 17, 2015

I'm going to start referring to Star Wars as, “Oh, the new Oscar Isaac movie?”

‘ Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) December 8, 2015

Don't forget: Star Wars Force Unleashed is out this Friday

‘ Fambae Thiccsnack (@MrPhetz) December 15, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Is Woke Fam

‘ jonathan (@senderblock23) December 12, 2015

Oh, sure, Millennials APPROVE of Star Wars but don't want to SERVE in them. Hypocrites!

‘ Lon Harris (@Lons) December 12, 2015

My favorite Star Wars characters are the fussy gay android and his little counterpart no one understands. pic.twitter.com/FAx3LuJQ03

‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 25, 2015

If anyone in the new Star Wars says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” I am gonna lose it

‘ Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) December 15, 2015

some spaceships, robots and a furry friend. what could go wrong? everything is what. it ‘s star wars ‘ the year ‘s number 1 film

‘ Jon Bois (@jon_bois) December 16, 2015

If u love Star Wars so much why dont u marry it

*7 yrs*

Me: Is that the killer? Is he the killer
Star Wars: Ive been watching as long as u

‘ Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) December 2, 2015

where's the best theatre to watch star wars where I can repeatedly ask ppl “who is that?” & “what's the backstory here?”

‘ Desus Nice (@desusnice) December 15, 2015

Join me in signing the Star Wars No Spoilers Pledge! pic.twitter.com/VaJOYCn7mp

‘ Nick Ciarelli (@nickciarelli) December 14, 2015

can't wait to read more about what's gonna be in the new star wars. i go to the movies so i can lean over to strangers and say “i knew this”

‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 12, 2015

The Force Awakens is a wonderful movie. So happy to say Star Wars is truly badass again. Photo from premiere: pic.twitter.com/1qeMZSx5x8

‘ Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 15, 2015

Sorry that was a photo of my dog. Here's the photo from the premiere–(can't wait to see Star Wars again!!) pic.twitter.com/K1eAHOG8og

‘ Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 15, 2015

Yeah but will I understand this Star Wars if I've had sexual intercourse?

‘ Brandon (@UNDEADTRESOR) December 16, 2015

I hope the new Star Wars starts the morning after that big Ewok party, with everyone hung over talking about the errands they have to run.

‘ Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) December 16, 2015

remember how Luke sought out the rebellion because he saw a 4-second recording of his sister and thought she was hot

‘ cr ‘n-buri-gh ‘n (@bromanconsul) December 15, 2015

[date]
HER: So do you like Star Wars?
ME: Oh yeah
HER: Who's your favorite character?
ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga

‘ Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 15, 2015

STAR WARS?

LOLOL THE STARS AREN'T FIGHTING ITS THE PEOPLE LOLOL.

GEORGE LUCAS YOU'RE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHA

‘ Boogie2988 (@Boogie2988) December 15, 2015

Proof that Star Wars was trying to teach us algebra:
-Vehicles called X-WING/Y-WING
-Darth Vader is MEAN
-Character named QUADRATIC FORMULA

‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 28, 2015

“Woah. Breaking Bad.” “Woah. Game of Thrones.” “Woah. Star Wars.” -your ex-boyfriend's most popular Facebook statuses of '13. '14, and '15.

‘ Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 15, 2015

me and the gang dressed up for the star wars premiere. first in line! I was dressed as snape. pic.twitter.com/YakFyBWr41

‘ Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) December 15, 2015

I'm in line for Star Wars at an Apple Store. I really don't care what happens.

‘ Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) December 15, 2015

If the new Star Wars is good, I'll watch it five times and if it's bad I'll watch it three times

‘ Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 26, 2015

Anyone able to pick up Tallulah? She's still here, low on snacks and last we heard, her moms “popped molly” & went to the Star Wars premiere

‘ Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) December 15, 2015

I wish I thought of Star Wars.

‘ Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) December 15, 2015