By: Funny Or Die
It ‘s been 10 years since the last batch of tweets about Star Wars came out, so we ‘ve gotta make these count!
What a great time to be a Star Wars fan, seeing characters that you honestly don ‘t know yet on the front of cereal boxes
‘ scharpling (@scharpling) November 29, 2015
Found something at the store with some star wars on it. Want me to pick it up for you? It's a can of like olives or beans or something.
‘ matt prindle (@GriefBison) December 16, 2015
if there aren't minions in the new star wars im gonna kill myself
‘ Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 17, 2015
I'm going to start referring to Star Wars as, “Oh, the new Oscar Isaac movie?”
‘ Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) December 8, 2015
Don't forget: Star Wars Force Unleashed is out this Friday
‘ Fambae Thiccsnack (@MrPhetz) December 15, 2015
Star Wars: The Force Is Woke Fam
‘ jonathan (@senderblock23) December 12, 2015
Oh, sure, Millennials APPROVE of Star Wars but don't want to SERVE in them. Hypocrites!
‘ Lon Harris (@Lons) December 12, 2015
My favorite Star Wars characters are the fussy gay android and his little counterpart no one understands. pic.twitter.com/FAx3LuJQ03
‘ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 25, 2015
If anyone in the new Star Wars says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” I am gonna lose it
‘ Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) December 15, 2015
some spaceships, robots and a furry friend. what could go wrong? everything is what. it ‘s star wars ‘ the year ‘s number 1 film
‘ Jon Bois (@jon_bois) December 16, 2015
If u love Star Wars so much why dont u marry it
Me: Is that the killer? Is he the killer
Star Wars: Ive been watching as long as u
‘ Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) December 2, 2015
where's the best theatre to watch star wars where I can repeatedly ask ppl “who is that?” & “what's the backstory here?”
‘ Desus Nice (@desusnice) December 15, 2015
Join me in signing the Star Wars No Spoilers Pledge! pic.twitter.com/VaJOYCn7mp
‘ Nick Ciarelli (@nickciarelli) December 14, 2015
can't wait to read more about what's gonna be in the new star wars. i go to the movies so i can lean over to strangers and say “i knew this”
‘ demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 12, 2015
The Force Awakens is a wonderful movie. So happy to say Star Wars is truly badass again. Photo from premiere: pic.twitter.com/1qeMZSx5x8
‘ Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 15, 2015
Sorry that was a photo of my dog. Here's the photo from the premiere–(can't wait to see Star Wars again!!) pic.twitter.com/K1eAHOG8og
‘ Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 15, 2015
Yeah but will I understand this Star Wars if I've had sexual intercourse?
‘ Brandon (@UNDEADTRESOR) December 16, 2015
still haven’t gotten the answer to the most important question about the new Star Wars movie. Are Sy Snootles & the Max Rebo band reuniting
‘ a shrill of hope (@theshrillest) October 20, 2015
I hope the new Star Wars starts the morning after that big Ewok party, with everyone hung over talking about the errands they have to run.
‘ Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) December 16, 2015
remember how Luke sought out the rebellion because he saw a 4-second recording of his sister and thought she was hot
‘ cr ‘n-buri-gh ‘n (@bromanconsul) December 15, 2015
HER: So do you like Star Wars?
ME: Oh yeah
HER: Who's your favorite character?
ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga
‘ Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 15, 2015
LOLOL THE STARS AREN'T FIGHTING ITS THE PEOPLE LOLOL.
GEORGE LUCAS YOU'RE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHA
‘ Boogie2988 (@Boogie2988) December 15, 2015
Proof that Star Wars was trying to teach us algebra:
-Vehicles called X-WING/Y-WING
-Darth Vader is MEAN
-Character named QUADRATIC FORMULA
‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) October 28, 2015
“Woah. Breaking Bad.” “Woah. Game of Thrones.” “Woah. Star Wars.” -your ex-boyfriend's most popular Facebook statuses of '13. '14, and '15.
‘ Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December 15, 2015
me and the gang dressed up for the star wars premiere. first in line! I was dressed as snape. pic.twitter.com/YakFyBWr41
‘ Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) December 15, 2015
I'm in line for Star Wars at an Apple Store. I really don't care what happens.
‘ Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) December 15, 2015
If the new Star Wars is good, I'll watch it five times and if it's bad I'll watch it three times
‘ Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 26, 2015
Anyone able to pick up Tallulah? She's still here, low on snacks and last we heard, her moms “popped molly” & went to the Star Wars premiere
‘ Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) December 15, 2015
I wish I thought of Star Wars.
‘ Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) December 15, 2015