“No Duh” News Of The Day
Sometimes news is exciting. A lot of times it ‘s mundane. Every once in awhile it ‘s such a long time coming, when it ‘s reported on, you can only respond ‘no, duh.” We got a few of those ‘no, duh” news items this week, baby.
Greedy Asshole Who Values Money Above All Else Did Something Illegal To Make Money
Pharmaceutical nightmare boy, Martin Shkreli, the kiddo who jacked up AIDS medication prices 5,500%, was arrested on fraudulent charges this morning. Yeah, something about a dude who actively makes medicine that saves people ‘s lives difficult to get screams, ‘I ‘m a shady motherfucker, I ‘m probably guilty of fraud.” No, duh.
Political Megalomaniac Likes Style Of Other Political Megalomaniac
Vlad ‘the Bad”Putin announced today that he thinks Donald Trump is bright and talented.” Whoa! Two egomaniac sociopaths thinking highly of one another! Erhm, no duh! (That being said, here is to praying Trump never rides a horse without a shirt on.)
Polluting The Air Has Made Fresh Air A Scarce Commodity That Those Without Will Pay For
China declared red alert for #smog. Need a breath of fresh air? Check out our products! #ChinaSmog pic.twitter.com/9wPWH090Ol
‘ Vitality Air (@vitalityair) December 8, 2015
Shalom Shamericans: Hamburger Hummus Ep. 1
Check out all 7 episodes of the sh*tshow at http://www.hamburgerhummus.com In the beginning, six Americans arrive at a blogging conference in Israel and find out it ‘s a hell of a lot cooler than they thought it would be. —– ‘Hamburger Hummus ‘, a new sh*tshow about American bloggers discovering that Israel ‘s kind of awesome-er than they expected. Watch now.
#6 – 1980’s HOLLYWOOD AGENT VOICE MAILS – (msg for Daryl Hannah)
The newest release from the Warren Klein Voicemail Archive shows Warren trying to dissuade actress Daryl Hannah from pursuing a risky passion project. In the 1980’s, Warren Klein was the most powerful agent in Hollywood. He represented the biggest stars of the era. Presumed lost, the Warren Klein Voicemail Archive was discovered last year in a foreclosed storage unit in Brentwood, CA. Warren Klein was ranked #61 on Time Magazine’s “100 Most Influential People Of 1982.”
Favre: Rise – “What Should I do?”
Brett Favre retired from making commercials. Then he changed his mind and made this one.
The world needs a hero… a hero who can Zumba. http://dai.ly/AuntMan
The ‘Fresh Prince ‘ When Will And Uncle Phil Accidentally Bought Thanksgiving Handies
A Very Special Episode: Season 3 Episode 1