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The Night Before Christmas, by Mariah Carey

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The Night Before Christmas, by Mariah Carey
What? I don ‘t think that ‘s how the story ‘ eh, it ‘s pretty close.
Wait, now it ‘s not even trying to rhyme. Also there are way too many syllables there!
Oh come on! Santa is not a ‘ actually he definitely is. Santa is definitely a Mariah Carey fan. Keep going I guess.
I give up.
What? Who ‘s that? Oh. I guess Tom was the guy telling the story? I mean, I guess this is the new version now. Merry Christmas. Or should I say: Mariah Christmas.

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