By: Funny Or Die
24 Hot Tweets About Christmas Music You’ll Want To Sing From Door To Door
These tweets update Christmas songs for 2015, which means it ‘s safe to read ’em on your phone!
On the 1st day of Christmas My true love gave to me An iphone to send him sel-feez On the 2nd day of Christmas My true love gave to me Rice
‘ Poison Us (@perchicoree) December 18, 2015
“Holy infant, so tender and mild.” I think Bing Crosby is going to eat baby Jesus!
‘ Joe Veix (@joeveix) December 25, 2012
Really brought the house down by replacing the word “mommy” with our dog’s name during the song, “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.”
‘ Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) December 26, 2014
Godammit Jingle Horse pick up your fucken feet – me drunk on a sleigh ride
‘ Crunk Jews (@Crunk_Jews) December 17, 2015
Xmas song I’m working on: “I like the IDEA of Christmas.”
‘ Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) December 25, 2014
On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, “I think I might be a hoarder.”
‘ Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) December 18, 2012