24 Hot Tweets About Christmas Music You’ll Want To Sing From Door To Door

last christmas i gave you my heart / but the very next day / you texted back “k”

‘ Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) December 19, 2015

I don't care what the “12 Days of Christmas” claims, my true love knows better than to gift me a shit ton of birds.

‘ Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 6, 2015

the owns in the grinch song are fucking devastating

‘ capitalism liker (@HumanPog) November 24, 2014

I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams

Ok… So that's a no then? I'm just looking for a headcount

‘ Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 16, 2015

Do you think when people asked Michael Bubl ‘ what he wanted to be when he grew up he said the face of Christmas

‘ Rachel Hastings (@rachelhastings) December 18, 2014

“Do You They Know It's Christmas” is the whitest song of all time

‘ Fariha R ‘is ‘n (@fariharoisin) December 5, 2015

he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho

‘ ceeks (@70Ceeks) October 19, 2015

Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending

‘ jonathan (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014

I'll Be Home For Christmas is a really endearing song unless most of your family has been killed by Bing Crosby and he intends to come back

‘ Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) November 30, 2015

? santa baby
i'm a squishy baby dressed up
like santa
and I'm scared of the tree ?

‘ dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) December 16, 2015

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
Expressing your emotions ‘ is bad

‘ dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 11, 2015

Dear Winter Wonderland – it wont be hard for me to pretend that this snowman is Parson Brown since I have no fucking idea who that is.

‘ billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 2, 2010

These are strange carolers. Silent, hundreds crawling across your ceiling, 8 legs each, toxic bites. Not like any carolers I've ever seen.

‘ Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) December 24, 2013

When you get about four verses deep into any Christmas carol, it starts to sound like medieval monks improvising things that sound good.

‘ Todd VanDerWerff (@tvoti) December 19, 2015

(sung to the tune of “Wonderful Christmastime”)
Paul Mc-Cartney, a horrible Christmas song!

‘ John Moe (@johnmoe) December 21, 2015

Just sing the goddamn Christmas song, Bruce Springsteen, and stop asking every band member if they knew Santa was coming to town first.

‘ Ally Hord (@hordie) December 18, 2014

Favorite Christmas song is the one that goes “I'm pa-rum-pa-pum-pumming all on her stomach” it was on the “its a wonderful life” soundtrack

‘ yc (@yc) December 3, 2014

My fave Christmas song is probably Carol of the Bells because they say “dong” a bunch of times

‘ Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 23, 2014