By: Funny Or Die
These tweets know that spending time with your family can be exhausting.
Me: “Oh my… You’re real!” Father Christmas: “Just delivering presents! Do you mind if I use your toilet?” Me: “I’d prefer if you didn’t.”
‘ Ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) December 19, 2015
The people above me are causing a scene pic.twitter.com/F6BqhCGzoz
‘ Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 19, 2015
Maybe some of us get depressed this time of year because it’s when we have to pretend that we also love “A Christmas Story.”
‘ Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) December 22, 2015
English is so confusing! Like how you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway, and “Christmas cheer” really means “Lacerating emptiness”.
‘ Maggie Mull (@IAmMaggieMull) December 17, 2015