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Neil deGrasse Tyson Ruins ‘Star Wars’ With Science

News!, Funny Or Die December 22, 2015

Whoa! Did you love Star Wars? Seems like everyone did! Wait, not Neil deGrasse Tyson! He just loves science and when anything goes against science he goes against it.
Here ‘s what he had to say. (warning! warning! some spoilers!)

My promised observations of @StarWars Episode VII #TheForceAwakens follows (with only mild spoiler alerts).

‘ Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015

Literally no one asked.

In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, BB-8, a smooth rolling metal spherical ball, would have skidded uncontrollably on sand.

‘ Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015

OK, don ‘t bring BB-8 to an MTV beach party. Noted. Sounds like you ‘re ruining Star Wars and spring break, Neil.

In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, the energy in a Star is enough to destroy ten-thousand planets, not just a few here & there.

‘ Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015

Well, I ‘ll believe this because it ‘s coming from you, someone who really knows how to destroy any energy, ya know, really killing the vibe we all had going on here.

Unashamed of inanity, #TheForceAwakens repeats the Millennium Falcon boast of completing the Kessel Run in “under 12 parsecs”

‘ Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015

( A Parsec is an obscure unit of distance in Astrophysics, equal to 3.26 Light Years. Neither has anything to do with time. )

‘ Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015

Do you know how to just enjoy a movie, Neil? Do you? Grab some popcorn, leave work at work. We ‘re flying around in space, it doesn ‘t matter how fast, k? Just enjoy the zoom zooms.

Finally, inspired by @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, here ‘s my list of the best Hollywood Aliens and why: https://t.co/dbifvoeDJU

‘ Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015

Again, no one asked, Neil.

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