A little snag popped up with Mariah Carey ‘s Christmas special just around the corner. Her Santa backed out. Luckily, they know of a replacement Santa named Herb who comes highly recommended.
Wrong holiday, but great hat.
No we will probably pay you in money. Does money work? You can buy tacos with money.
You can ‘t blame Santa for forgetting the exact time. On Christmas and in the north pole time runs differently.
Fuck your bike! When have bikes ever gotten anybody anywhere?!
There is always time to stay energized.
But yesterday was Monday sooooo ‘ yeah. Tuesday is after Monday.
Exes and refrigerators: two entities that may spew toxic chemicals if they are no longer in use. Here are 12 other similarities between your ex and your refrigerator, just in time for Cuffing Season!
Great news, everyone. The movie “30 Minutes or Less” opens soon and it just happens to star all of your favorite comedic actors. ‘Fantastic! ‘ (That was you after realizing we just read your mind). Now ‘s clearly the time to go back and watch some of their funniest sketches on Funny or Die.
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