Twitter can get you a job just as easily as it can lose you one. In the uncertain climate of the Twitterverse there may be favs, there may be retweets, but one thing is for sure, not all tweets are going to knock it out of the park. Instead of leaving these tweets in the forgotten past, we unfortunately live in a world where your Twitter history can easily be accessed and, in the wrong context, may offend. Several Funny Or Die writers wanted to come clean on some of our old, awful tweets before they can be used against us.
Trevor Noah we are not, but when it comes to tweets that can annoy, offend, or make no impact at all, we are all in the same boat and that boat is the Titanic.
It’s no secret that Pinterest is the next big thing on the internet. But it DOES seem to be a secret that all it is is an annoying platform for people to post dumb pictures and for others to make even dumber comments. I was on it for a hot minute before they sent me a bajillion emails and I had seen enough pictures of nails, puppies, and wedding dresses to make me gag on the false hopes Disney instilled in me as a young child. So save yourself waiting for the coveted Pinterest invite, here are pretty much the only 10 posts you will ever see on there.