By: News
Like Heraclitus once said, ‘you never step in the same river twice.” Same thing goes with diarrhea, and the news.
The new star wars trailer was released. Han and Chewie are beginning to show their age.
Over the past few years, writer/director Judd Apatow (The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up) has shown that nothing ‘not even losing your virginity or the miracle of childbirth ‘is sacred. About his third film behind the camera, he says, “I ‘m trying to make a very serious movie that is twice as funny as my other movies. Wish me luck! ‘ Apatow directs Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann in Funny People, the story of a famous comedian who has a near-death experience. In theaters 7/31/09
The Captain Crunch Debate Rages On
Larry Describes The Character of Larry
Charlotte Elizabeth Diana is nice, but every single one of these names is much, much better.
ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith is under scrutiny after saying on air, “Ben Roethlisberger, to me, has never come across as a bad guy.” The comment was concerning given that Roethlisberger is an NFL player who received a suspension and notoriety in 2010 after numerous sexual assault allegations came to light, and especially concerning since Smith had just apologized for a comment indicating that women should take some responsibility for “provoking” sexual assaults. To put things in perspective, here is a compilation of some other athletes Smith has defended.
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