By: TweetRoundup
Fake #TidalFacts Account Takes Aim At Jay Z ‘s Newest Global Company
After Jay Z hit up Twitter with a series of #TidalFacts, assuring fans and audiophiles alike that his latest venture is ‘doing just fine, ‘ a new parody Twitter @FakeTIDALFacts arose to poke fun at Young Hov ‘s newest “Global” company.
With Tidal, Jay Z ‘s business model is simple: Charge double what everyone else does, but constantly remind everyone I have a lot of famous friends. Honestly, it ‘s a plan so crazy, it just might work. Or not. Who knows? It ‘s the wild west out there.
Either way, you crazy for this one, internet!
Dr. Dre’s Detox will be exclusively streamed on Tidal in 2090. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Tidal’s corporate retreat is being held at Arby’s this month. Pharrell got us a sick discount because of the whole hat thing. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 28, 2015
Daft Punk brought cupcakes for the press conference. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Nickelback has just been named the official mascot of Tidal. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
Chris Martin wrote the Tidal theme song. It sounded much better in 2000. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Tidal and Uber have partnered to bring you high fidelity music when you are incapable of driving or even thinking clearly. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Tidal is the only place where you will find the unreleased Glee rendition of Fetty Wap’s Trap Queen. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 28, 2015
No one has told 30 Seconds To Mars about Tidal. Please be discreet. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
Mumford & Sons are not backing Tidal because they’ve never seen a computer before. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
Hillary is going to release all of her State of The Union addresses via Tidal. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
DJ Khaled was too busy being the best to give Tidal any time. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Kanye was once heard saying, “I’ma let you finish, but Spotify is the best streaming service of all time.” #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
Up-and-comer Paul McCartney will host his new mixtape as a Tidal exclusive. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 27, 2015
Tidal is Jay Z’s 100th problem. #TidalFacts
‘ #TidalFacts (@FakeTIDALFacts) April 26, 2015
H/T Complex
