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25 Better Names For The New Royal Baby

Today, the name of the newest addition to the Royal Family was revealed to the public: Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, a beautiful name that touchingly honors the memory of Princess Diana. However, the following names for the baby princess are all much, much better:
- Champ Number-One Queen Baby
- Princess Diana RIP Luv U 4Eva
- Scepter Jewels Crown Head VIIIIIII
- England Rose Candlewind
- Royal Baby (actual name)
- Kobe Shaq Iverson Mutombo
- The Queen Of Mean (make sure she grows up real mean)
- Charlotte In Charge
- Our Nation ‘s Little Cutie
- @QueenBaby
- New English Person
- Stacy
- Cute Meme
- Lucky Lil ‘ Bitch
- The Godfather Part Two
- Neil Girlstrong
- Kid Charlemagne (this is a Steely Dan reference and a reference to Charlemagne, the great 9th Century king. Additionally, it makes use of the song title ‘Kid Charlemagne” in service of pointing out that we ‘re discussing a royal infant. This is a great joke.)
- Stamps.com
- Mary Moonpuncher
- Just Girly Things ‘
- Emerson Lake Palmer
- charlotte@royalfamily.gov
- The Reckoning
- Sports
- Charles Grodin