Chipotle Guacamole Recipe? What About Arby’s Horsey Sauce!

Take a vat of horseradish and put it into a bowl big enough to hold it all.

Attempt to watch a rerun of Ice Road Truckers.

Let your temper flair when your cable connection is sub-par and you can BARELY UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THOSE TRUCKERS!

Try not to get even more mad when a coworker tells you to ‘calm down.”

Wet a paper towel and throw it at the wall to see if it will stick.

Throw salt over your shoulder for good luck.

Hike your pants up.

Hydrate by drinking a Sprite.

Laugh it off when your coworker points out that you drank a Sprite that has been left out since yesterday.

Put the horseradish into individualized packages that say Horsey Sauce.

Find a new job.