Where Are They Now: NBA Players Edition

We caught up with some of your favorite hoopsters of yesteryear ‘ and what they ‘re up to now may surprise you!

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Michael Jordan

The NBA ‘s first billionaire-athlete, Jordan has become something of a philanthropist, donating millions each year to ex-wives and bookies.

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Charles Oakley

A bruising big man in his prime, Charles Oakley has spent his retirement like most NBA players do: writing Police Academy fan fiction.

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Scottie Pippen

Always itching to be in the spotlight, Pippen is now a touring musician, going by the name of ‘Bob Dylan.”

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Muggsy Bogues

Bogues was often dismissed as a novelty due to his small stature but was a quietly effective point guard for many years. He now drives the Mars Rover ‘Curiosity ‘ and has since 2011.

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Clyde Drexler

Died in a kitchen fire in 2003.

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Karl Malone

Finally pursuing his dream of having sex exclusively with mailmen.

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Patrick Ewing

Died in a kitchen fire in 2006.

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Mark Price

Every morning stands in his driveway and calmly drains 904 out of 1,000 free throws.

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Shawn Kemp

Working several jobs due to the fact that he will be paying child support for over 100 years after he ‘s dead.

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Arvydas Sabonis

Currently somewhere in Siberia, cleaning his teeth with small trees and riding his pet moose, Molly, toward strange new smells.

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Jeff Hornacek

Still trapped in the Hell-Scream Dimension.

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Yao Ming

Now a beautiful dolphin.

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NBA Jam Bill Clinton

Still dunking after all these years.