The Broncos Fined Von Miller For Farting Too Much
Von Miller, the outside linebacker for the Denver Broncos, has been receiving numerous fines from the franchise. No, he isn ‘t showing up late to practice nor are his celebrations too rowdy on the field. Miller is being fined by his own team because he farts too much during meetings.
In an interview with the Denver Post reporter Nicki Jhabvala, Miller revealed the reasons behind his fines.
Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most.
‘ Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
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