Behind The ‘Unauthorized Full House Story’ Cast Photo

Lifetime recently released the cast photo for their upcoming film, Unauthorized Full House Story. As you can see, it ‘s a little awkward:

Oof. It ‘s like looking at strange lab-created bizarro versions of the original cast. Totally weird. Totally uncomfortable. Perfect fodder for the internet.
But that photo isn ‘t even the best part. Lifetime just announced that they ‘re making a film about the making of the Unauthorized Full House Story cast photo called Unauthorized Unauthorized Full House Story Cast Photo Story. Needless to say, that cast photo is even weirder:

Yeesh. It ‘s so cringeworthy that it ‘s almost insulting to the original Unauthorized Full House Story cast. Other than their wardrobe, these Unauthorized Unauthorized Full House Story Cast Photo Story weirdos hardly look anything like them.

And just in case you haven ‘t filled your AWK-WARD quota for the day, Lifetime also announced that they ‘re making an Unauthorized Unauthorized Unauthorized Full House Story Cast Photo Story Cast Photo Story, a film that takes a look at the rise and fall of the Unauthorized Unauthorized Full House Story Cast Photo Story cast photo. And, you guessed it, the cast photo is a total mess:

Ouch. Where do they find these people? They look nothing like the cast of Unauthorized Unauthorized Full House Story Cast Photo Story! There ‘s obviously been a huge internet backlash, which Lifetime will explore in depth with their upcoming film Behind The Unauthorized Unauthorized Unauthorized Full House Story Cast Photo Story Cast Photo Story Cast Photo.

Now, I had my doubts about this film. But after checking out the cast photo I ‘m cautiosly optimistic:

The resemblance to the original cast is amazing! I don ‘t want to jinx it, but I think we might just have a hit on our hands.