Hillary Clinton’s Leaked Emails … On Her Spotify Playlist

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: Spotify playlist

Hey Hill,

Quick reminder: I need you to create a Spotify playlist ofyour current favorite songs. We ‘ll release it to the press tomorrow ‘ it ‘ll give voters a glimpse into your personal tastes, make you more relatable, that kind of thing.

Thanks!
_______________________________________
Robby Mook
Campaign Manager
Hillary Clinton for President 2016

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Here ya go. Let it rip:

1) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
2) Welcome Home (Sanitarium) ‘ Metallica
3) Disposable Heroes ‘ Metallica
4) Master of Puppets ‘ Metallica
5) Damage, Inc. ‘ Metallica
6) Battery ‘ Metallica
7) Orion ‘ Metallica
8) The Thing That Should Not Be ‘ Metallica

HILLARY
\m/(*_*)\m/

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Can you take another crack at this? You just cut and pasted the track list from ‘Master of Puppets.”

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Um, I did NOT just cut and paste the track list from ‘Master of Puppets.” I re-sequenced the songs.And my playlist won ‘t only connect with voters, it ‘ll melt their faces. This 8-song hard-rock suite highlights the peaks and valleys of the greatest metal record EVER, from Kirk ‘s thrash solos to Cliff ‘s thunderous bass to Danish engineer Flemming Rasmussen ‘s genre-defining production. This is good to go. Send it out.

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Hmmm ‘ Let ‘s mix it up. Maybe some Katy Perry? Kelly Clarkson? Let ‘s use songs that are upbeat, current, inspiring ‘ like you!

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
CC: Staff@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Do you want to send the message that I ‘m a pussy, or that I ‘m tough as leather and will attack my foes with skull-crushing intensity?

Fun idea: You know those Metallica shirts that say ‘Metal Up Your Ass” and have a hand with a dagger coming out of a toilet? Let ‘s remake those for the campaign, but they should say ‘Hillary Up Your Ass” and have my head popping up out of a toilet with an evil expression on my face.

I ‘m cc ‘ing the whole staff so they can get on that.

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

I ‘m going to hard pass on that T-shirt idea, and I ‘m removing the staff from this thread. And I ‘m insisting that you use the playlist the staff and I have created using poll-data analytics. Once you hear it, you ‘ll love it. It ‘s got Ariana Grande, J.Lo, John Legend, American Authors, Gym Class Heroes ‘ the music your voters love. I ‘ll make a compromise: you can keep ‘Orion” because it ‘s an instrumental. Cool?

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Not cool. Here ‘s my compromise:

1) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
2) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
3) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
4) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
5) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
6) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
7) Leper Messiah ‘ Metallica
8) Master of Puppets ‘ Metallica

Shred till ya dead,
HILLARY

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Use the Top 40 playlist we made, or I ‘ll release all your Benghazi emails. This IS a threat.

To: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
From: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

Ur being a real Lars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let the world know the truth about Benghazi. I am the Master of Puppets pulling your strings! Twisting your mind smashing your dreams!!!

To: Hillary@Hillary2016.com
From: Robby.Mook@Hillary2016.com
Subject: RE: Spotify playlist

I ‘m just going to let an intern make the playlist. Thanks for your input.