Bobby Jindal Hosts A Twitter Q&A And It Goes, As They All Do, Horribly Wrong
What do you think made anyone at Bobby Jindal ‘s political action committee wake up and decide it ‘d be a good idea to host a Twitter Q&A for the presidential candidate. Surely it wasn ‘t the success of EL James ‘ Q&A earlier this week, where users tore apart the Fifty Shades of Grey author.
Bobby, if we may have a word, please. There is a widely used quote that you should make yourself familiar with: ‘Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.”
We ‘ll chalk this one up as a rookie mistake, but please don ‘t continue to wander down social media minefields that have continually proven to have horrible outcomes. In the meantime, here are the funniest tweets from yesterdays #AskBobby campaign.
.@BobbyJindal When was the last time you talked to one of your biology professors? #AskBobby
‘ Zack Kopplin (@ZackKopplin) June 30, 2015
Hey @BobbyJindal, before deciding to call yourself “Bobby,” were Greg, Peter or even Marcia options? #AskBobby
‘ Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) June 30, 2015
#AskBobby Do all Republicans believe The Flintstones is a documentary, or is there room for debate?
‘ Aaron Wolfe (@wolfe_aar) June 30, 2015
#AskBobby Why does it say Piyush on your birth certificate? If that IS your birth certificate… pic.twitter.com/pzf1F5EnN6
‘ Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) June 30, 2015
#AskBobby Where are you on the subject of Jesus riding dinosaurs?
‘ Nefarious Newt (@NefariousNewt) June 30, 2015
Louisiana is #1 supplier of shellfish in USA. Based on Leviticus 11:12, what's ur plan for legal discrimination? Will u ban it? #AskBobby
‘ Qortni (@Qortni) June 30, 2015
If gays get married and no conservatives are around to throw a fit, does it still violate their religious freedom?
‘ Candice (@nonprophetess) June 30, 2015
#AskBobby do you pretend to hate spicy food in front of your white friends?
‘ Delma (@explications) June 30, 2015
Are you going to use all that campaign money to realize your apparent skin goals? #askbobby pic.twitter.com/6vNIcTACvV
‘ Danie Durst (@daniecal) June 30, 2015
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