NASA Releases Images Of Pluto And The Internet Treats Them As If They Were Of A Woman

Our 3-billion-mile journey to Pluto reaches historic #PlutoFly! Details & the high-res image: http://t.co/qX7KpXIUUQ pic.twitter.com/LDjXLtPdly

‘ NASA (@NASA) July 14, 2015

People are absolutely loving the closeups, citing how stunning and gorgeous the small planet is.

Hey #Pluto, you are gorgeous, you are wanted, you are loved. Welcome to the family. You look great in the portrait. pic.twitter.com/dcHxcMBYtL

‘ Astropular (@Astropular) July 14, 2015

pluto, you are stunning

‘ Lvlytree (@Lvlytree) July 14, 2015

Congratulations, @NASA. Pluto is beautiful. Thank you

‘ Josh Peterson (@jdpeterson) July 14, 2015

Well, mostly everyone. Of course, if there is something online that some people are praising, the other half of the internet has to tear it down, lest it get too full of itself.
So, basically, Pluto is getting the full ’21st-century woman” treatment!

Pluto: the planet next door, the plain planet, the big ball of crap

‘ thought division (@fridaycove) July 14, 2015

I wasn't expecting a beauty like Saturn, and I'm glad for the mission, but Pluto's kinda blah — like Mercury's mousy hipster stepsister

‘ ?Stanis?aw Phlegm? (@htmlmencken) July 14, 2015

I'm just gonna say it……Pluto is ugly. It's like that chick you see from far away and are intrigued until you get close enough

‘ ?Filcher? (@xGooN187x) July 14, 2015

I don't like the color of Pluto. It seems plain, boring, vanilla. Meh.

‘ Peter Frost (@peterfrost) July 14, 2015

Wow Pluto is the Marla Hooch of the solar system. HD is not its friend. Ugly POS. Glad it's not a planet anymore.

‘ pat (@Bat_Pier) July 14, 2015

You hear that, Pluto! People think you ‘re ugly and stupid and aren ‘t even taking the time to get to know the dwarf-planet you are. There may be more to you than your strange heart birthmark and dimpled terrain, but the internet doesn ‘t care!

Welcome to the scrutiny of the internet and we are so sorry this is your first impression upon meeting Planet Earth. We have some good things going for us, we promise, it ‘s just we ‘re still figuring out how to be nice on the internet.