By: Funny Or Die
Darren Wilson’s Favorite Restaurants

In a recent interview with The New Yorker, former Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson, the man who shot Michael Brown, was asked about his life of relative seclusion in the wake of the outrage and unrest ignited by last year ‘s shooting:
At one point, I asked Wilson if he missed walking outside and going to restaurants. He told me that he still ate out, but only at certain places. ‘We try to go somewhere ‘how do I say this correctly? ‘with like-minded individuals,” he said. ‘You know. Where it ‘s not a mixing pot.”
Here are some of Wilson ‘s favorite, non-mixing pot places to dine:
- Whites-Only Castle
- International House of Klancakes
- T.G.I ‘m White ‘s
- Out, Black! Steakhouse
- Pale & Hearty Soups
- McDonald Sterling ‘s
- OURby ‘s
- KKKFC
- Not-A-Mixing-Potbelly Sandwich Shop
- White Lobster
- Auntie Ann Coulter ‘s
- Buffalo Wild Whites
- Cracker Barrel