By: Jenny Nelson
24 Hot Tweets About Money That Don’t Cost A Damn Thing

If you save up enough tweets in your bank account, it ‘ll really pay off ‘ in laughs!
Sure, I may hold only $837,000,000 in cash & marketable securities but when my toddler says asghetti I feel I’m the richest man in the world
‘ afbradstone (@afbradstone) December 15, 2015
[giving tour of our world to caveman time traveler] This is job. Stare at computer, get money This is life. Stare at computer, spend money
‘ Hippo (@InternetHippo) May 3, 2015