24 Hot Tweets About Money That Don’t Cost A Damn Thing

[buying book on how to save money and stops in the middle of purchase] wait a second

‘ Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 23, 2015

What do we want!?
MONEY!
When do we want it!?
MORE!

‘ Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) December 21, 2015

Oh my god, Becky. Look at her student loan debt.

‘ Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) August 16, 2015

it's important to me to have no idea how much money i make or spend

‘ darcie wilder (@333333333433333) November 12, 2015

IRS: you're under arrest for $69M in unpaid taxes
ME: haha nice

‘ dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) December 8, 2015

*claims tweets as charitable donations on 2015 taxes*

‘ Sarah Shockey (@sarahjoyshockey) September 13, 2015

“I can give you $15 now, ask you to pay me back once, and then quietly resent you for the rest of our lives.” -Me as a Shark Tank investor

‘ Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 2, 2016

Every time I get paid it reminds me of why I got into this business in the first place.

‘ Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) September 11, 2015

ever wonder how much money it would take for you to completely sell out? i think either my student loan debt or a forever 21 gift card

‘ pilot! (@pilotbacon) November 18, 2014

If every person in the world would stop being so selfish and give me a dollar I wouldn't even have to find a job smh

‘ yc (@yc) December 11, 2015

real wealth is incompetencies accepted as eccentricities, everything else is just money

‘ Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) December 23, 2015

In the future, a person's American citizenship will be determined by how much money they can catch while inside a cash booth

‘ Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 14, 2015

Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money

‘ jonathan (@senderblock23) November 18, 2015

man on the radio is “honestly speechless” after winning a 100 dollar gift card to jack in the box.

‘ Zo ‘ Klar (@zoeklar) August 4, 2015

*whispering*
If you don't go outside you can't spend money if y-
*orders $23 of food*
When you try your best but you don't succeeeeeed

‘ Sam Reece (@SamanthaaaReece) August 18, 2015

If I have $100 cash in my pocket in the morning, even if I don't go anywhere or spend any money, at the end of the day I'll have $7 dollars

‘ Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) August 22, 2015

i have an alert on my bank account so that when it reaches a certain amount of money I get a text that says “It's OK to be spontaneous now.”

‘ hope bonham carter (no relation) (@hopiecan) October 22, 2015

MUGGER: give me ur money
ME: i dont have cash
M: credit cards then
ME: dont have any
M: u got a paypal?
ME: yah
M: ok lemme give u my info

‘ skateboarding ‘s ANthony Hawk (@hippieswordfish) December 16, 2015

Every week I open Venmo and request all of my dad's money.

‘ zach (@somelightcrying) November 8, 2015

I wish I had hooves because I hate spending money on shoes and I almost never use my toes.

‘ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) January 19, 2015

Never loan money to birds. They have no source of income

‘ donni saphire (@donni) January 1, 2016

time is money and money is time, you can save both by digging your own grave and then dieing in it

‘ wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) December 22, 2015