By: Alex Pearson
Meet Tess’s younger sister Ashley. Who may or may not come to visit Tess mostly to crash at her apartment in NYC for free.
Ned F. Lankenshire throws this town’s biggest annual party, so it makes sense that y’all should have to pay to perform there.
Today I’m beginning my goal of fake-reading an imaginary book each month. Being well-read is important and it behooves all of us to read the classics and be aware of important new works being produced by contemporary authors. However, c’mon. I ain’t got the time. So each month, I’m going to invent a novel and then review it. Won’t you join me on this non-journey or faux-learning?