By: Jason Flowers
27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #16

You won ‘t catch this week ‘s best tweets sleeping on the job.
DOCTOR: Ok Timmy, this is going to sting a little TIMMY: Ok DOCTOR: When your dad goes on business trips I have sex with your mom
‘ Terry F (@daemonic3) January 8, 2016
*comes back into room* Me: Honey, did you say “I believe in you” or- Her: I be leavin’ you Me: Aw man
‘ Eldge (@Sickayduh) February 14, 2015
damn. larry bird got different pic.twitter.com/yrgZIN1te3
‘ johnny crappleseed (@Karate_Horse) January 7, 2016
Electric chairs would be cooler if you could charge your phone and stuff
‘ Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname) January 8, 2016
OMFG pic.twitter.com/kRb7iKDrLD
‘ Chess Rockwell (@grabmybutstick) December 24, 2015
Room doesn ‘t sound that great to me pic.twitter.com/ZXUd1Se1Ta
‘ Eat Wood (@therealeatwood) October 16, 2015