Today in Yesterday’s News – Jan. 23rd, 2016
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Macho Man Guardian Angel
Wrestlers make bad guardian angels.
The Pope’s Twitter Account Now Just Tracking Pope’s Loneliness
After starting his Twitter account earlier this month, the Pope’s tweets have gotten a bit despondent.
Some Places That Did Not Host the Olympics
Big cities get civic boners at the idea of hosting the Olympics. It means you’ve really made it as a city if you get to spend 10 years and billions of dollars to prepare to host events that people care about once every four years, as well as obnoxious tourists, terrorist threats, and Michael Phelps’ entourage. That said, only a handful of cities can really handle the Olympics. But the IOC, bless its heart, at least pretends to take the bids of every candidate city seriously.
Thank You, Senate!
If you want to “thank” your Senator for their amazing health care bill, go to https://www.savemycare.org/call-now/
Aziz Ansari on Conan
Aziz Ansari’s standup special Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening debuts Sunday, January 17th at 10pm on Comedy Central. CD/DVD out on January 19th. Pre-order available on Amazon.com.
Quarantine Life, Episode 4: GOING FOR A WALK
During quarantine, make sure to get out and enjoy the sun. Just make sure to always socially distance… if you can.
